wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
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