thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
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