The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
Just pee around me
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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