Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
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