It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
Randomize