Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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