Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
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well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
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