I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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