And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
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