My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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