that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
He left a cum stain in the shape of a heart on my sheets.
He's like the Bob Ross of love stains.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
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