She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
Farmville is her only friend.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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