He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
