I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
There's a hole in our hallway wall. Don't hate me. I'll fix it. It's only about the size of a beach ball. I promise to never scale walls in our apartment ever again. Don't hate me. I love you.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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