there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
Randomize
