I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
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