Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
It's not a walk of shame if you run
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
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