Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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