Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
I'm bleeding and have questions
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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