I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
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