The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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