look no pants
I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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