so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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