My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
Just drug him and when he wakes up say "You just woke up from a coma, we've been married for 5 years." It'll be like The Vow but fucked up.
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
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