My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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