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I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
God I need to hump something, right now.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
