So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
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