none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
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