i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
My roommate just called. He's in Miami and has no idea how he got there. He also has a ticket to Buenos Aires that he can't explain. I figured you'd have the explanation.
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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