I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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