So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
Dad's drunk, trying to hook me up with a 43yo, and keeps saying one and done. Mom is on the verge of tears and disowning us. You missed a good birthday dinner.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
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