We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
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