:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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