I saw his package. It spoke to me.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
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