even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
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