barbara walters just said penis...
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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