Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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