My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
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