did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
So I'm going to regale you with a tale of someone who went out, was fed way to many shots, got super wasted and now has a date with one of the security guards from the building but has no idea what his name is. That someone is me
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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