we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
3 2 1 whiskey
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
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