think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
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