whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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