sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
They totally botched my boob job. My tits look like they're are winking.
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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