1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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