was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
Seriously? We dated for 2 weeks. TWO. And I've crushed his soul and put out the light in his dark world? What the actual fuck.
Yeah, well. That's what you get for dating a musician.
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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