I just saw a hot homeless man
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
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