She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
Ugh I need to clean my floors/walls/ I actually don't understand why boys get drunk and pee on things
Next time one of us has a party everybody has to wear a diaper. But actually you just need a shit ton of disinfectant wipes and maybe a hazmat suit.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
I'm just going to tell you this I knocked up your girlfriend. I didn't mean to I thought it was somebody else I wasn't drunk but it was dark.
The truth is better her than my wife.
Randomize
