Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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