Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
Last time i carry you out of a forest
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
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