Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
You brought string cheese to the strip club
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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