you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
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