Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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