I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
My friend's 9-year-old son just informed me that for a cop station, you can't use a shotgun; you have to use a machine gun. Thank you, Grand Theft Auto, for single-handedly corrupting our youth.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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