If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
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