If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
I feel like I could be a daytime drinking legend, like they could put that shit on my tombstone and right now your preventing me from reaching my full potential
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
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