anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
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