We're facebook friends in real life
You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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