I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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