Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
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